Warning: To my utter amazement, it appears that some people can't see this as a photography-related joke. I was seriously tempted to delete the whole thing but I will instead make things worse by trying to fix it instead. People taking things too seriously is the reason why Cookie Monster is not allowed to have cookies anymore.
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, in which you will have to make a decision.
You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact... There is chaos around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods of major proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper caught in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is showing all its destructive fury. You see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be swept away with the water and debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. Suddenly, you know who it is... it's
George W. Bush! (or Kim Jong Il, or Hillary Clinton, or Saddam Hussein, or your mother in law, etc...) At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him (or her, or it) under, forever. You know for a fact that he (or her, or it) will die if you don't do something quickly. You have only two options. You can save him (or her, or it) or you can take the most dramatic photos of your life. You can save the life of George W. Bush (or Kim Jug Il, or Hillary Clinton, or Saddam Hussein, or your mother in law, etc...), or you can shoot a Pulitzer Prize-winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men (or woman, or carbon-based lifeform). This photo will catapult you into the stratosphere of journalism.
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